Welcome to the future of Theatergoing…

Submitted by rernst on Tue, 07/31/2007 - 12:28pm

with the new and improved abusive search before you see the movie, as a consequence of New, Improved and Stupider laws passed by the Canadian government after having caved to the Americans. The movie industry can't even keep their FUD straight.

On top of:

  • Sticky bathroom floors
  • Overpriced food ($10 for a 6'' pizza!)
  • Grainy/Blurry theatre screens

If Empire ever starts searching people as a prerequisite for getting into a movie, I'll be leaving.

Comments

Submitted by dgoodwin (not verified) on Sun, 08/05/2007 - 7:59am.

Seconded, they start searching and I'm walking out and committing my life to piracy.

Submitted by fred (not verified) on Fri, 02/22/2008 - 2:05pm.

you mean they are going to take my high def video camera and xlr balanced mics away from me when i enter,screw that i paid my $12 just like everyone else that forgot to bring their equipment

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